Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th August 2007

Dilbert//6695, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 14th August 2007

Tags

assisnation campigning hateful rat running mate unpopular vice presidentail

Official transcript

"Ratbert, I want you to be my vice presidential running mate."

"Your job is to be so unpopular that no one will want to assassinate me."

"I can do that!"

"Seriously. Stop campaigning on my shoe."

grrr!!!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RATBERT, I WANT YOU TO BE MY VICE PRESIDENTIAL RUNNING MATE.

YOUR JOB IS TO BE 50 UNPOPULAR THAT NO ONE WILL WANT TO ASSASSINATE ME.

I CAN DO THAT!

SERIOUSLY.

STOP CAMPAIGNING ON MY SHOE.

GRRRR!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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