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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th August 2007

Dilbert//6694, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 13th August 2007


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presdient first 100 days carve name furniture switzerland


Official transcript

"If you are elected president, what will you do in the first hundred days?"

"I figure it will take me at least that long to carve my name in all the furniture."

"Then it would be time to wipe that smug smile off of Switzerland's face."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IF YOU ARE ELECTED PRESIDENT, WHAT WILL YOU DO IN THE FIRST HUNDRED DAYS?

I FIGURE IT WILL TAKE ME AT LEAST THAT LONG TO CARVE MY NAME IN ALL THE FURNITURE.

THEN IT WOULD BE TIME TO WIPE THAT SMUG SMILE OFF OF SWITZERLAND'S FACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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