Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th August 2007

Dilbert//6694, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 13th August 2007

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presdient first 100 days carve name furniture switzerland

Official transcript

"If you are elected president, what will you do in the first hundred days?"

"I figure it will take me at least that long to carve my name in all the furniture."

"Then it would be time to wipe that smug smile off of Switzerland's face."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU ARE ELECTED PRESIDENT, WHAT WILL YOU DO IN THE FIRST HUNDRED DAYS?

I FIGURE IT WILL TAKE ME AT LEAST THAT LONG TO CARVE MY NAME IN ALL THE FURNITURE.

THEN IT WOULD BE TIME TO WIPE THAT SMUG SMILE OFF OF SWITZERLAND'S FACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The President's Dilemma"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a conversation between the President and an employee.
• The President asks the employee what they would do in the first hundred days of their presidency.
• The employee responds with a humorous and satirical answer, stating that they would spend their time carving their name into all the furniture and wiping away the smug smiles off Switzerland's face.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of presidential power and the potential for individuals to abuse it for personal gain or to satisfy petty grudges.
• The humor is derived from the absurdity of the employee's response and the President's obliviousness to the employee's sarcasm.

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