Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th August 2007

Dilbert//6705, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 24th August 2007

Tags

future product features 3 priorities essential critical must have pretend to add value

Official transcript

"As you requested, I sorted the future product features into three priorities."

"Let me know which group I should stop working on."

Essential Critical Must-Have "This is the part where you pretend to add value."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS YOU REQUESTED, I SORTED THE FUTURE PRODUCT FEATURES INTO THREE PRIORITIES LET ME KNOW WHICH GROUP I SHOULD STOP WORKING ON ESSENTIAL CRITICAL MUST-HAVE THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU PRETEND TO ADD VALUE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Priorities"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a scene where a manager is trying to prioritize tasks with a team member. The manager presents a list of tasks, but the team member is skeptical of the priorities and suggests that the group should focus on the "essential critical must-have" tasks first.

Key Points:

• The manager is trying to prioritize tasks with a team member.
• The team member is skeptical of the priorities and suggests focusing on "essential critical must-have" tasks first.
• The manager is frustrated with the team member's approach.
• The team member is trying to add value to the conversation.

Humor:

The humor in this comic strip comes from the manager's frustration with the team member's approach and the team member's attempt to add value to the conversation. The use of the phrase "essential critical must-have" adds to the comedic effect, as it is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the common business jargon used in meetings.

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