Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th August 2007

Dilbert//6705, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 24th August 2007

Tags

future product features 3 priorities essential critical must have pretend to add value

Official transcript

"As you requested, I sorted the future product features into three priorities."

"Let me know which group I should stop working on."

Essential Critical Must-Have "This is the part where you pretend to add value."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS YOU REQUESTED, I SORTED THE FUTURE PRODUCT FEATURES INTO THREE PRIORITIES LET ME KNOW WHICH GROUP I SHOULD STOP WORKING ON ESSENTIAL CRITICAL MUST-HAVE THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU PRETEND TO ADD VALUE.

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