Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th August 2007

Dilbert//6706, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 25th August 2007

Tags

goodwill balance sheet mysetrious buyer million dollars job satisaction

Official transcript

We have too much goodwill on the balance sheet. I decided to sell some of it. "A mysterious buyer offered a million dollars for the right to decrease our goodwill."

"You might have a bit less job satisfaction next week."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVE TOO MUCH GOODWILL ON THE BALANCE SHEET. I DECIDED TO SELL SOME OF IT.

A MYSTERIOUS BUYER OFFERED A MILLION DOLLARS FOR THE RIGHT TO DECREASE OUR GOODWILL.

YOU MIGHT HAVE A BIT LESS JOB SATISFACTION NEXT WEEK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Mysterious Buyer Offers a Million Dollars for the Right to Decrease Our Goodwill"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a company struggling with too much goodwill on its balance sheet.
• A mysterious buyer offers a million dollars to decrease the company's goodwill.
• The company is hesitant to accept the offer, but the buyer's proposal is eventually accepted.
• The buyer's true intentions are revealed, and the company realizes they have made a mistake.
• The buyer's plan is to decrease the company's goodwill, which would negatively impact their job satisfaction and overall well-being.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a company prioritizing profits over employee well-being.

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