Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th August 2007

Dilbert//6707, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 26th August 2007

Tags

no rasie oo many questions can't do job saved emails policies and procedures misperception buy software permission emails another question

Official transcript

"I can't give you a raise because you ask me too many questions."

"That's a sign that you can't do your job."

"I anticipated your misperception and prepared for it."

"I saved all of my e-mails and matched them to your policies and procedures."

"For example, this is your e-mail saying we need your permission to buy software."

"And here's my e-mail asking if I can buy some software."

"Should I run through the other seven hundred documented examples?"

"There you go asking another question."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T GIVE YOU A RAISE BECAUSE YOU ASK ME TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

THAT'S A SIGN THAT YOU CAN'T DO YOUR JOB.

I ANTICIPATED YOUR MISPERCEPTION AND PREPARED FOR IT.

I SAVED ALL OF MY EMAILS AND MATCHED THEM TO YOUR POLICIES AND PROCEDURES.

FOR EXAMPLE, THIS IS YOUR EMAIL SAYING WE NEED YOUR PERMISSION TO BUY SOFTWARE.

AND HERE'S MY EMAIL ASKING IF I CAN BUY SOME SOFTWARE.

SHOULD I RUN THROUGH THE OTHER SEVEN HUNDRED DOCUMENTED EXAMPLES?

THERE YOU GO ASKING ANOTHER QUESTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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