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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th August 2007

Dilbert//6709, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 28th August 2007


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wealthy investor list of cutomers products to injure lawyer contract list legal


Official transcript

We financed our expansion by selling the goodwill on our balance sheet to a wealthy investor. "I made a list of the customers that I want your products to injure."

"Your lawyer did a bad job on the contract."

"His name is on your list."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE FINANCED OUR EXPANSION BY SELLING THE GOODWILL ON OUR BALANCE SHEET TO A WEALTHY INVESTOR.

I MADE A LIST OF THE CUSTOMERS THAT I WANT YOUR PRODUCTS TO INJURE.

YOUR LAWYER DID A BAD JOB ON THE CONTRACT.

HIS NAME IS ON YOUR LIST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bad Job on the Contract"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a lawyer, Dilbert, and his client in a meeting. The client reveals that they have made a list of customers who want their products to be injured, and the lawyer has done a bad job on the contract.

Key Points:

  • The client wants to use the list to injure customers.
  • The lawyer has failed to protect the client's interests.
  • The lawyer's name is on the list, indicating that he may also be a target for injury.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a lawyer failing to protect their client's interests and the consequences that can follow. It highlights the importance of effective legal representation and the potential risks of poor performance.

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