Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th August 2007

Dilbert//6709, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 28th August 2007

Tags

wealthy investor list of cutomers products to injure lawyer contract list legal

Official transcript

We financed our expansion by selling the goodwill on our balance sheet to a wealthy investor. "I made a list of the customers that I want your products to injure."

"Your lawyer did a bad job on the contract."

"His name is on your list."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE FINANCED OUR EXPANSION BY SELLING THE GOODWILL ON OUR BALANCE SHEET TO A WEALTHY INVESTOR.

I MADE A LIST OF THE CUSTOMERS THAT I WANT YOUR PRODUCTS TO INJURE.

YOUR LAWYER DID A BAD JOB ON THE CONTRACT.

HIS NAME IS ON YOUR LIST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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