Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th August 2007

Dilbert//6710, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 29th August 2007

Tags

evil director human resources happy things working sensors alert management pleasure areas brain blood flow happier not knowing business

Official transcript

Catbert: evil director of human resources "Some of you have been thinking about happy things when you should be working."

"These sensors will alert management any time the pleasure areas of your brain have more blood flow."

"I was happier not knowing."

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originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT HAPPY THINGS WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WORKING.

THESE SENSORS WILL ALERT MANAGEMENT ANY TIME THE PLEASURE AREAS OF YOUR BRAIN HAVE MORE BLOOD FLOW.

I WAS HAPPIER NOT KNOWING.

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

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