Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th August 2007

Dilbert//6711, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 30th August 2007

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employe brain monitor thinking coffee digestive functions im blind!

Official transcript

"According to our employee brain monitor, you have not been thinking about work."

"All of your brain activity is in the zones that control love of coffee, digestive functions and...uh-oh."

"I'M BLIND!!!"

"Oh, that one."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO OUR EMPLOYEE BRAIN MONITOR, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN THINKING ABOUT WORK.

ALL OF YOUR BRAIN ACTIVITY IS IN THE ZONES THAT CONTROL LOVE OF COFFEE, DIGESTIVE FUNCTIONS AND... UH-OH.

I'M BLIND!!!

, THAT ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Blind to Brain Activity"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled red creature, sitting at a desk in an office setting. He is engaged in a conversation with his boss, who is seated across from him.

• The boss asks Dilbert about his brain activity, inquiring if he has been thinking about work.
• Dilbert responds by stating that all of his brain activity is in the zones that control love of coffee, digestive functions, and other non-work-related activities.
• The boss is shocked by this revelation and exclaims, "I'm blind!"
• Dilbert, seemingly oblivious to his boss's reaction, continues to work, unaware of the commotion he has caused.

Key Takeaways:

• The comic strip humorously highlights the idea that people can be unaware of their own brain activity and its impact on their work performance.
• It pokes fun at the common phenomenon of employees being distracted from their tasks by personal interests and habits.
• The strip's lighthearted tone and clever dialogue make it an entertaining and relatable read for anyone who has ever felt like they're not fully focused on their work.

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