Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th August 2007

Dilbert//6711, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 30th August 2007

Tags

employe brain monitor thinking coffee digestive functions im blind!

Official transcript

"According to our employee brain monitor, you have not been thinking about work."

"All of your brain activity is in the zones that control love of coffee, digestive functions and...uh-oh."

"I'M BLIND!!!"

"Oh, that one."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO OUR EMPLOYEE BRAIN MONITOR, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN THINKING ABOUT WORK.

ALL OF YOUR BRAIN ACTIVITY IS IN THE ZONES THAT CONTROL LOVE OF COFFEE, DIGESTIVE FUNCTIONS AND... UH-OH.

I'M BLIND!!!

, THAT ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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