Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd September 2007

Dilbert//6714, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 2nd September 2007

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ceos son joining dept

Official transcript

"Our CEO's son is joining the department as an intern."

"I want you to be his mentor."

"And by mentor, I mean don't let the little spy learn anything about us."

"If he finds out what we do, he'll tell his dad we're doing it wrong."

"Here's a list of compliments you can give him."

"Tell him his assignment is to go someplace and study cool motorcycles."

"If he asks more than three questions, kill him."

"Where's my desk?"

"That's one."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO'S SON IS JOINING THE DEPARTMENT AS AN INTERN.

I WANT YOU TO BE HIS MENTOR.

AND BY MENTOR, I MEAN DON'T LET THE LITTLE SPY LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT US.

IF HE FINDS OUT WHAT WE DO, HE'LL TELL HIS DAD WERE DOING IT WRONG.

HERE'S A LIST OF COMPLIMENTS YOU CAN GIVE HIM.

TELL HIM HIS ASSIGNMENT IS TO GO SOMEPLACE AND STUDY COOL MOTORCYCLES.

IF HE ASKS MORE THAN THREE QUESTIONS, KILL HIM.

WHERE'S DESK?

THAT'S ONE.

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