Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd September 2007

Dilbert//6715, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 3rd September 2007

Tags

project 300 days complete finish by 5oclock clean desk fired lose interest

Official transcript

"I hired all of you because the project will take 300 man days to complete."

"There are 300 of you, so I want you to finish by five o'clock and clean out your desks. You're all fired."

"If it takes more than one meeting to manage a project, I lose interest."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED ALL OF YOU BECAUSE THE PROJECT WILL TAKE 300 MAN DAYS TO COMPLETE.

THERE ARE 300 OF YOU, 50 I WANT YOU TO FINISH BY FIVE O'CLOCK AND CLEAN OUT YOUR DESKS. YOU'RE ALL FIRED.

IF IT TAKES MORE THAN ONE MEETING TO MANAGE A PROJECT, I LOSE INTEREST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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