Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th September 2007

Dilbert//6718, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 6th September 2007

Tags

fired incompetent everything teach dilbert how to do your job

Official transcript

"Carl, I have to fire you."

"You're totally incompetent at everything you do."

"Before you go, I'd like you to teach Dilbert how to do your job."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CARL, I HAVE TO FIRE YOU.

YOU'RE TOTALLY INCOMPETENT AT EVER Y THING YOU DO.

BEFORE YOU GO, ID LIKE YOU TO TEACH DILBERT HOW TO DO YOUR JOB.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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