Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th September 2007

Dilbert//6719, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 7th September 2007

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fired gross incompetence train before leaving coded jave app incompetent parts

Official transcript

"Although I've been fired for gross incompetence, I'm professional enough to train you before I leave."

"Don't bother. I already coded a Java app to do everything you do."

"Everything?"

"Except for the incompetent parts."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALTHOUGH IVE BEEN FIRED FOR GROSS INCOMPETENCE, I'M PROFESSIONAL ENOUGH TO TRAIN YOU BEFORE I LEAVE.

DON T BOTHER. I ALREADY CODED A JAVA APP TO DO EVERYTHING YOU DO.

EVERYTHING?

EXCEPT FOR THE INCOMPETENT PARTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Professional Enough"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2008, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, in a conversation with his boss. The boss, frustrated with Dilbert's performance, fires him for gross incompetence, stating that he is "professional enough to train you before I leave." Dilbert responds by revealing that he has already coded a Java app to perform all his tasks, rendering his services unnecessary. The boss is perplexed, asking "Everything?" to which Dilbert replies, "Except for the incompetent parts." The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of office politics and the consequences of underperformance.

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