Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 9th September 2007

Dilbert//6721, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 9th September 2007

Tags

tesks intern anti meeting spell traffic estimates barraged with questions fights ensue new service web application all technology internet bubble platform

Official transcript

"I didn't have time to finish my tasks for this meeting."

"No problem."

"If you get cornered, read this powerful anti-meeting spell."

"Asok, did you finish the traffic estimates?"

"Um...I was wondering if our new service is Web 2.0 or Web 1.0."

"Obviously it's a Web 2.0 application because of the tag-based folksonomies."

"No it isn't. All of our technology existed before the Internet bubble."

"'When' doesn't matter. It only matters that we use the Web as a platform!"

"Everything is a platform!"

"Freaky."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO FINISH MY TASKS FOR THIS MEETING.

NO PROBLEM.

IF YOU GET CORNERED, READ THIS POWERFUL ANTI- MEETING SPELL.

ASOK, DID YOU FINISH THE TRAFFIC ESTIMATES?

UM... I WAS WONDERING IF OUR NEW SERVICE IS WEB 2.0 OR WEB 1.0.

OBVIOUSLY IT'S A WEB 2.0 APPLICATION BECAUSE OF THE TAG - BASED FOLKSONOMIES NO IT ISN'T. ALL OF OUR TECHNOLOGY EXISTED BEFORE THE INTERNET BUBBLE.

"WHEN" DOESN'T MATTER. IT ONLY MATTERS THAT WE USE THE WEB AS A PLATFORM!

EVERYTHING IS A PLATFORM!

FREAKY.

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