Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th September 2007
Dilbert//6722, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 10th September 2007
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tall pants traditional hair unholy allaince military industrial complex attack allies
Official transcript
I'll need more than tall pants and traditional looking hair to get elected to president. "I'm hoping to form an unholy alliance with the military industrial complex."
"You're willing to attack allies?"
"It's the highest R.O.I."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I'LL NEED MORE THAN TALL PANTS AND TRADITIONAL LOOKING HAIR TO GET ELECTED PRESIDENT.
I'M HOPING TO FORM AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE WITH THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX.
YOU'RE WILLING TO ATTACK ALLIES?
IT'S THE HIGHEST R.O.I.
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AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "R.O.I."
Summary:
The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Wally. Dilbert is instructed to form an unholy alliance with the military-industrial complex to get elected president, but he is hesitant due to the high R.O.I. (Return on Investment) required.
- Dilbert's Concerns:
- Dilbert expresses his concerns about the high R.O.I. required for the alliance.
- He is worried that it will be difficult to achieve.
- Boss's Response:
- The boss responds by asking Dilbert if he is willing to attack allies.
- He suggests that this could be a way to increase the R.O.I.
- Dilbert's Decision:
- Dilbert decides to attack allies in order to increase the R.O.I.
- He is willing to do whatever it takes to achieve his goal.
Overall:
The comic strip highlights the absurdity of the situation and the willingness of Dilbert to do whatever it takes to achieve his goal. It also pokes fun at the idea of using military force to increase profits.
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