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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th September 2007

Dilbert//6724, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 12th September 2007


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security card appreciate front pocket thrust at door sensor door opener


Official transcript

People are complaining about how you use your security card. "We'd appreciate it if you didn't keep it in your front pocket and thrust it at the door sensor."

"I didn't know the security card was why the door opened."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

PEOPLE ARE COMPLAIN ING ABOUT HOW YOU USE YOUR SECURITY CARD.

WE'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T KEEP IT IN YOUR FRONT POCKET AND THRUST IT AT THE DOOR SENSOR.

I DIDN'T KNOW THE SECURITY CARD WAS WHY THE DOOR OPENED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Security Card Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a security card that has been misplaced. The individual in question is frustrated and annoyed, venting their anger at the security card for not being used correctly.

Key Points:

  • The security card is not being utilized properly.
  • The individual is upset and frustrated.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of blaming an inanimate object for one's own mistakes.

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