Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th September 2007

Dilbert//6725, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 13th September 2007

Tags

compete on price quality features fraud marketing business

Official transcript

"We can't compete on price."

"We also can't compete on quality features or service."

"That leaves fraud, which I'd like you call marketing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE CANT COMPETE ON PRICE.

WE ALSO CAN'T COMPETE ON QUALITY, FEATURES OR SERVICE.

THAT LEAVES FRAUD, WHICH ID LIKE YOU TO CALL MARKETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Marketing Fraud"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a company's meeting where they discuss their inability to compete on price, quality, features, or service.
• However, one employee suggests that they can still call themselves "marketing" to appear competitive.
• The company's focus on marketing as a means to appear competitive is highlighted, despite lacking in other areas.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that companies will use any means necessary to appear competitive, even if it means being dishonest.

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