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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th September 2007

Dilbert//6725, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 13th September 2007


Tags

compete on price quality features fraud marketing business


Official transcript

"We can't compete on price."

"We also can't compete on quality features or service."

"That leaves fraud, which I'd like you call marketing."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE CANT COMPETE ON PRICE.

WE ALSO CAN'T COMPETE ON QUALITY, FEATURES OR SERVICE.

THAT LEAVES FRAUD, WHICH ID LIKE YOU TO CALL MARKETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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