Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th September 2007

Dilbert//6731, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 19th September 2007

Tags

coworkers mean spirited nasty comments family cubicle window envy

Official transcript

"Alice, Did you hear I'm getting a cubicle by the window?"

"Although I wouldn't want that cubicle because of the glare, the fact that you want it makes me hate you for getting it."

"We're like a family here."

"I hope it collapses on your head!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, DID YOU HEAR I'M GETTING A CUBICLE BY THE WINDOW?

ALTHOUGH I WOULDN'T WANT THAT CUBICLE BECAUSE OF THE GLARE, THE FACT THAT YOU WANT IT MAKES ME HATE YOU FOR GETTING IT.

WE'RE LIKE A FAMILY HERE.

I HOPE IT COLLAPSES ON YOUR HEAD!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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