Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th September 2007

Dilbert//6731, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 19th September 2007

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coworkers mean spirited nasty comments family cubicle window envy

Official transcript

"Alice, Did you hear I'm getting a cubicle by the window?"

"Although I wouldn't want that cubicle because of the glare, the fact that you want it makes me hate you for getting it."

"We're like a family here."

"I hope it collapses on your head!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, DID YOU HEAR I'M GETTING A CUBICLE BY THE WINDOW?

ALTHOUGH I WOULDN'T WANT THAT CUBICLE BECAUSE OF THE GLARE, THE FACT THAT YOU WANT IT MAKES ME HATE YOU FOR GETTING IT.

WE'RE LIKE A FAMILY HERE.

I HOPE IT COLLAPSES ON YOUR HEAD!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cubicle Hate"

Summary:

The comic strip features Alice, who is dissatisfied with her cubicle due to the glare. She expresses her dislike for the cubicle to her boss, who responds by stating that the company is like a family and that she should be grateful for having a cubicle at all. The boss's comment is met with Alice's sarcastic remark, "We're like a family here. I hope it collapses on your head!" The comic strip humorously highlights the frustration of working in a cubicle and the often-insincere responses of management when employees express their dissatisfaction.

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