Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th September 2007

Dilbert//6730, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 18th September 2007

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public relations marketing claims tap water unleaded gasoline reanimate the dead lousy job job easier

Official transcript

Dogbert, VP of marketing "As head of public relations, it will be my job to explain your marketing claims."

"So?"

"You claim our product can turn tap water into unleaded gasoline and reanimate the dead."

"Are you asking my to do a lousy job of marketing just so your job is easier?"

"Um..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT, VP OF MARKETING AS HEAD OF PUBLIC RELATIONS, IT WILL BE MY JOB TO EXPLAIN YOUR MARKETING CLAIMS.

SO?

YOU CLAIM OUR PRODUCT CAN TURN TAP WATER INTO UNLEADED GASOLINE AND REANIMATE THE DEAD.

ARE YOU ASKING ME TO DO A LOUSY JOB OF MARKETING JUST SO YOUR JOB IS EASIER?

UM.

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