Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 7th October 2007

Dilbert//6749, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 7th October 2007

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mandatory meeting health and well being theme of meeting healthy employees are unprodcutive exercsing eating fruit work hard and die feel sick right on schedule

Official transcript

Tomorrow is the mandatory meeting on employee health and well-being. "The meeting starts at 6 A.M. So it will interfere with your sleep and not your work."

"Doesn't that send a message that work is more important than health?"

"I hope so. That's the theme of the meeting."

"Healthy employees are unproductive."

"They're always exercising or eating fruit when they should be working."

"We prefer employees who work hard and die before their pensions start paying out."

"Suddenly I feel sick."

"Right on schedule!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOMORROW IS THE MANDATORY MEETING ON EMPLOYEE HEALTH AND WELL-BEING.

THE MEETING STARTS AT 6 A.M., SO IT WILL INTERFERE WITH YOUR SLEEP AND NOT YOUR WORK.

DOESN'T THAT SEND A MESSAGE THAT WORK IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HEALTH?

I HOPE SO. THAT'S THE THEME OF THE MEETING.

HEALTHY EMPLOYEES ARE UNPRODUCTIVE.

THEY'RE ALWAYS EXERCISING OR EATING FRUIT WHEN THEY SHOULD BE WORKING.

WE PREFER EMPLOYEES WHO WORK HARD AND DIE BEFORE THEIR PENSIONS START PAYING OUT.

SUDDENLY I FEEL SICK.

RIGHT ON SCHEDULE!

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