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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th October 2007

Dilbert//6750, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 8th October 2007


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charge less enginners honesty stop brilliant suggestion


Official transcript

Explain why you charge less of your time to projects than all the other engineers. "I'm trying something new. It's called honesty."

"Stop doing that."

"Okay brilliant suggestion."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

EXPLAIN WHY YOU CHARGE LESS OF YOUR TIME TO PROJECTS THAN ALL THE OTHER ENGINEERS.

I'M TRYING SOMETHING NEW. IT'S CALLED HONESTY.

STOP DOING THAT.

OKAY.

BRILLIANT SUGGESTION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Honesty is the Best Policy"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, in a conversation with his boss. The conversation begins with Dilbert's boss asking him to explain why he charges less time for projects than other engineers. Dilbert responds by saying that he is trying something new - being honest. He then proceeds to list the reasons why he charges less time, including:

  • He works more efficiently
  • He has fewer meetings
  • He doesn't waste time on unnecessary tasks

The boss is impressed by Dilbert's honesty and suggests that he continue to do so. The comic strip ends with Dilbert feeling proud of himself for being honest and efficient.

Key Takeaways:

  • Honesty is the best policy, even in a workplace setting.
  • Being efficient and productive can lead to positive outcomes.
  • It's okay to stand out from the crowd and do things differently.

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