Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th October 2007

Dilbert//6762, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 20th October 2007

Tags

security consultant suspicious behavior beat him death trash can recycle bins ask question medical

Official transcript

Dogbert the security consultant "Be on the lookout for any suspicious behavior."

"If you see a guy do something that you wouldn't do, beat him to death with a trash can."

"Can we use recycle bins?"

"I wouldn't have asked that question."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE SECURITY CONSULTANT BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR ANY SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR.

IF YOU SEE A GUY DO SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULDN'T DO, BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH A TRASH CAN.

CAN WE USE RECYCLE BINS?

WOULDN T HAVE ASKED THAT QUESTION.

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