Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st October 2007

Dilbert//6763, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 21st October 2007

Tags

help alice argument team work control killing

Official transcript

My accomplishment this week was helping Alice finish her project in a timely manner."

"You didn't do anything to help me."

"Sure I did."

"Remember when I came to your cubicle to ask for some data I need for my project?"

"You said you were too busy, and shooed me away."

"If I had insisted on doing my job, you would have had less time to do yours."

"It's called teamwork."

"Are we still big on that?"

"Must control...First...Of...Death."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY ACCOMPLISHMENT THIS WEEK WAS HELPING ALICE FINISH HER PROJECT IN A TIMELY MANNER.

YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO HELP ME.

SURE I DID.

REMEMBER WHEN I CAME TO YOUR CUBICLE TO ASK FOR SOME DATA I NEED FOR MY PROJECT?

YOU SAID YOU WERE TOO BUSY, AND SHOOED ME AWAY.

IF I HAD INSISTED ON DOING MY JOB, YOU WOULD HAVE HAD LESS TIME TO DO YOURS.

IT'S CALLED TEAMWORK.

ARE WE STILL BIG ON THAT?

MUST.

CONTROL.

FIST...

. DEATH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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