Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd October 2007

Dilbert//6764, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 22nd October 2007

Tags

security consulatant without id badge strip search confiscate wallet lock him janitors closet extreme living on mop water

Official transcript

Dogbert the security consultant "If you see someone without an ID badge..."

"...Strip search him, confiscate his wallet, and lock him in the janitor's closet until he starves!"

"That seems a bit extreme."

"You're about one minute away from living on mop water."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE SECURITY CONSULTANT IF YOU SEE SOMEONE WITHOUT AN ID BADGE...

.. STRIP SEARCH HIM, CONFISCATE HIS WALLET, AND LOCK HIM IN THE JANITOR'S CLOSET UNTIL HE STARVES!

THAT SEEMS A BIT EXTREME.

YOU'RE ABOUT ONE MINUTE AWAY FROM LIVING ON MOP WATER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Identity Crisis"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dogbert, a security consultant, advising his client on how to identify an individual without an ID badge.
• Dogbert suggests searching the person, confiscating their wallet, and locking them in the janitor's closet until they starve.
• However, the client is concerned about the potential consequences of this approach, as it may lead to the person being away from their mop water for an extended period.
• The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of Dogbert's advice and the client's concerns.

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