Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th October 2007

Dilbert//6767, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 25th October 2007

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be sick in advance not know scheduled sick days

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources "From now on, all sick days must be scheduled in advance."

"That's ridiculous. how are we supposed to know when we're going to be sick?"

"Tomorrow."

"I hired a guy who never washes his hands to help you with scheduling."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES FROM NOW ON, ALL SICK DAYS MUST BE SCHEDULED IN ADVANCE.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN WE'RE GOING TO BE SICK?

I HIRED A GUY WHO NEVER TOMOR - WASHES HIS ROW.

HANDS TO HELP YOU WITH SCHEDULING

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Evil Director of Human Resources"

Summary:

The comic strip features Catbert, the evil director of human resources, who is known for his cruel and unusual policies. In this particular strip, Catbert announces that all sick days must be scheduled in advance, which is an unusual and unreasonable request. The employees are shocked and outraged by this announcement, and one of them asks how they are supposed to know when they will be sick. Catbert responds by saying that he has hired a man who never washes his hands to help with scheduling, implying that the employees will have to deal with this person's lack of hygiene.

The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of Catbert's policies and the frustration that employees often experience when dealing with bureaucratic red tape. It also highlights the importance of considering the well-being of employees and providing them with a healthy and safe work environment. Overall, the comic strip is a humorous commentary on the challenges of working in a corporate setting.

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