Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th October 2007

Dilbert//6767, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 25th October 2007

Tags

be sick in advance not know scheduled sick days

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources "From now on, all sick days must be scheduled in advance."

"That's ridiculous. how are we supposed to know when we're going to be sick?"

"Tomorrow."

"I hired a guy who never washes his hands to help you with scheduling."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES FROM NOW ON, ALL SICK DAYS MUST BE SCHEDULED IN ADVANCE.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN WE'RE GOING TO BE SICK?

I HIRED A GUY WHO NEVER TOMOR - WASHES HIS ROW.

HANDS TO HELP YOU WITH SCHEDULING

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