Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th October 2007

Dilbert//6768, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 26th October 2007

Tags

drunken lemurs have talent busy fixing problems

Official transcript

"Why does it seem as if most of the decisions in my workplace are made by drunken lemurs?"

"Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent."

"Why are talented people so busy?"

"They're fixing the problems made by people who have time."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DOES IT SEEM AS IF MOST OF THE DECISIONS IN MY WORKPLACE ARE MADE BY DRUNKEN LEMURS?

DECISIONS ARE MADE BY PEOPLE WHO HAVE TIME, NOT PEOPLE WHO HAVE TALENT.

WHY ARE TALENTED PEOPLE SO BUSY?

THEY'RE FIXING THE PROBLEMS MADE BY PEOPLE WHO HAVE TIME.

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