Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th October 2007

Dilbert//6770, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 28th October 2007

Tags

empty brain stress word knowledge past the filters mantra lindsay lohan britney spears paris hilton

Official transcript

My brain is empty. "It feels great!"

"Stress is just another word for knowledge."

"Wait a minute. How do I know that?"

"GAAA!!! Something got past the filters!"

"Must...Do...Mantra..."

"Lindsay Lohan...Britney Spears...Paris Hilton...Ommmmm."

"Are you all good now?"

"Have we met?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY BRAIN IS EMPTY.

IT FEELS GREAT!

STRESS IS JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR KNOWLEDGE.

WAIT A MINUTE.

HOW DO I KNOW THAT?

GAAA!!!

SOMETHING GOT PAST THE FILTERS!

MUST... DO.

MANTRA..

LINDSAY LOHAN.

BRITNEY SPEARS...

PARIS HILTON...

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ARE YOU ALL GOOD NOW?

HAVE WE MET?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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