Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th October 2007
Dilbert//6770, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 28th October 2007
Tags
empty brain stress word knowledge past the filters mantra lindsay lohan britney spears paris hilton
Official transcript
My brain is empty. "It feels great!"
"Stress is just another word for knowledge."
"Wait a minute. How do I know that?"
"GAAA!!! Something got past the filters!"
"Must...Do...Mantra..."
"Lindsay Lohan...Britney Spears...Paris Hilton...Ommmmm."
"Are you all good now?"
"Have we met?"
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
MY BRAIN IS EMPTY.
IT FEELS GREAT!
STRESS IS JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR KNOWLEDGE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
HOW DO I KNOW THAT?
GAAA!!!
SOMETHING GOT PAST THE FILTERS!
MUST... DO.
MANTRA..
LINDSAY LOHAN.
BRITNEY SPEARS...
PARIS HILTON...
.
ARE YOU ALL GOOD NOW?
HAVE WE MET?
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Stress and Filters"
Summary:
The comic strip revolves around Dogbert, a clever and manipulative character, who is attempting to sell filters to a group of people. The strip is divided into six panels, each featuring a different conversation between Dogbert and the individuals.
Panel 1: Dogbert begins by stating, "My brain is empty." He then proceeds to sell a filter to a person, claiming it will make them feel great.
Panel 2: The second panel shows Dogbert selling another filter, this time to a person who is stressed. Dogbert tells them, "Stress is just another word for knowledge."
Panel 3: In the third panel, Dogbert sells a filter to a person who is waiting in line. The person asks Dogbert how they know that the filter works, and Dogbert responds, "Wait a minute. How do I know that?"
Panel 4: The fourth panel features Dogbert selling a filter to a person who is looking for a mantra. Dogbert tells them, "Must... do... mantra..."
Panel 5: In the fifth panel, Dogbert sells a filter to a person who is unsure if they are all good now. Dogbert responds, "Are you all good now?"
Panel 6: The final panel shows Dogbert selling a filter to a person who is asking if they have met. Dogbert responds, "Have we met?"
Overall: The comic strip humorously portrays Dogbert's attempts to sell filters to various individuals, each with their own unique concerns and questions. The strip pokes fun at the idea of selling products that promise to solve problems or improve one's life, highlighting the absurdity of such claims.
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