Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th October 2007

Dilbert//6771, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 29th October 2007

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suggestions marble sized brain twice as smooth root cause mating for generations

Official transcript

"What didn't you use any of my suggestions?"

"My thoery is that your brain is the size of a marble, and twice as smooth."

"The root cause probably involves slow learners mating for many generations."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DIN'T YOU USE ANY OF MY SUGGESTIONS?

MY THEORY IS THAT YOUR BRAIN IS THE SIZE OF A MARBLE, AND TWICE AS SMOOTH THE ROOT CAUSE PROBABLY INVOLVES SLOW LEARNERS MATING FOR MANY GENERATIONS.

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