Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st November 2007

Dilbert//6774, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 1st November 2007

Tags

always wrong recommend shopping

Official transcript

I'm always wrong about everything. What can I do to fix that? "I recommend shopping. The customer is always right."

"Shopping makes me smart?!!"

"You aren't shopping yet."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M ALWAYS WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING.

WHAT CAN I DO TO FIX THAT?

I RECOMMEND SHOPPING. THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

SHOPPING MAKES ME SMART? !!

YOU ARENT SHOPPING YET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Shopping Makes Me Smart"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert, a white dog, and a brown dog. The brown dog asks Dilbert for advice on fixing something, but Dilbert is unsure. Instead, he recommends shopping, citing that the customer is always right. The brown dog is skeptical but agrees to try shopping. After shopping, the brown dog returns, saying that shopping makes him smart, but he's not shopping yet. The comic strip humorously highlights the idea that shopping can make one feel intelligent, but it's not a reliable solution.

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