Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st October 2007

Dilbert//6773, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 31st October 2007

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bitter unsuccessful scietists lazy journalists toddlers thrive pollution

Official transcript

Rent a Weasel. "I need three bitter and unsuccessful scientists and a hundred lazy journalists."

"Very good."

"Did you know toddlers thrive on pollution?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RENT WESEL I NEED THREE BITTER AND UNSUCCESSFUL SCIENTISTS AND A HUNDRED LAZY JOURNALISTS.

VERY GOOD.

DID YOU KNOW TODDLERS THRIVE ON POLLUTION?

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