Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st October 2007

Dilbert//6773, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 31st October 2007

Tags

bitter unsuccessful scietists lazy journalists toddlers thrive pollution

Official transcript

Rent a Weasel. "I need three bitter and unsuccessful scientists and a hundred lazy journalists."

"Very good."

"Did you know toddlers thrive on pollution?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RENT WESEL I NEED THREE BITTER AND UNSUCCESSFUL SCIENTISTS AND A HUNDRED LAZY JOURNALISTS.

VERY GOOD.

DID YOU KNOW TODDLERS THRIVE ON POLLUTION?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Toddlers Thrive on Pollution"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2007, revolves around a conversation between a weasel and a man. The weasel is in need of three bitter and unsuccessful scientists and a hundred lazy journalists. The man, however, is more interested in sharing information about toddlers thriving on pollution.

Key Elements:

• The weasel's request for scientists and journalists
• The man's unexpected response about toddlers and pollution
• A humorous exchange between the two characters

Overall:

The comic strip showcases the absurdity of the conversation and the unexpected twist at the end. It pokes fun at the idea of toddlers being affected by pollution and the man's seemingly unrelated comment.

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