Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st December 2007

Dilbert//6804, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 1st December 2007

Tags

not enough recources project look lame fixed capacity dedicated higher priorities donated blood hurricane victims

Official transcript

"Never tell anyone we don't have enough resources to do a project. It makes us look lame."

"Instead, say we have a fixed capacity that is already dedicated to higher priorities. That makes whoever asked us for help look lame."

"Can I keep telling people I donated all of my blood to hurricane victims?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NEVER TELL ANYONE WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH RESOURCES TO DO A PROJECT. IT MAKES US LOOK LAME.

INSTEAD, SAY WE HAVE A FIXED CAPACITY THAT IS ALREADY DEDICATED TO HIGHER PRIORITIES. THAT MAKES WHOEVER ASKED US FOR HELP LOOK LAME.

CAN I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE I DONATED ALL OF MY BLOOD TO HURRICANE VICTIMS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Blood Donations"

Summary:

The comic strip features a boss asking his employees to donate blood to hurricane victims, despite having a fixed capacity dedicated to higher priorities. The employees are skeptical and unimpressed, with one employee sarcastically offering to donate all of his blood. The boss's request is met with resistance and criticism, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate priorities and the lack of empathy for those in need.

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