Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd December 2007

Dilbert//6805, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 2nd December 2007

Tags

coworkers cubicles question busy promise of speed five seconds name calling no time disrespect no help

Official transcript

"Do you have a minute?"

"No."

"This will just take a second."

"No it won't."

"It's real quick."

"You have my word that it will take no longer than five seconds."

"Okay. Go."

"Oh, good. So, I was walking by and I thought maybe I should stop and ask you something because..."

"Time's up."

"Jerk"

"Liar."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?

THIS WILL JUST TAKE A SECOND.

NO IT WON'T.

IT'S REAL QUICK.

NEVER YOU HAVE MY WORD THAT IT WILL TAKE NO LONGER THAN FIVE SECONDS.

OKAY.

OH, GOOD. SO, I WAS WALKING BY AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I SHOULD STOP AND ASK YOU SOMETHING BECAUSE...

TIME'S JERK LIAR

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