Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd December 2007

Dilbert//6805, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 2nd December 2007

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coworkers cubicles question busy promise of speed five seconds name calling no time disrespect no help

Official transcript

"Do you have a minute?"

"No."

"This will just take a second."

"No it won't."

"It's real quick."

"You have my word that it will take no longer than five seconds."

"Okay. Go."

"Oh, good. So, I was walking by and I thought maybe I should stop and ask you something because..."

"Time's up."

"Jerk"

"Liar."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?

THIS WILL JUST TAKE A SECOND.

NO IT WON'T.

IT'S REAL QUICK.

NEVER YOU HAVE MY WORD THAT IT WILL TAKE NO LONGER THAN FIVE SECONDS.

OKAY.

OH, GOOD. SO, I WAS WALKING BY AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I SHOULD STOP AND ASK YOU SOMETHING BECAUSE...

TIME'S JERK LIAR

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Time's Up"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and a woman at a bank. The woman repeatedly asks Dilbert if he has a minute, to which he responds with a series of "no"s, culminating in a request to "go." However, the woman persists, eventually asking him to stop and explain why he cannot spare a minute. Dilbert's response is a clever play on words, as he reveals that he has a word that will take no longer than five seconds, which is "liar." The woman is taken aback by this revelation, and the strip ends with Dilbert walking away, leaving the woman stunned.

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