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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th December 2007

Dilbert//6813, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 10th December 2007


Tags

death reincarnation snicker part half man half snack studied guided reincarnation shape shifting indian institute technology medical


Official transcript

"Asok died in a work-related accident. His disaster recovery plan was to reincarnate into his own clone."

"You are his clone, but your DNA got mixed up with a snickers bar. You are doomed to walk the earth as half man, half snack."

"Rrrrr"

"Phew! It is lucky I studied guided reincarnation and advanced shape-shifting at the Indian Institute of Technology."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ASOK DIED IN A WORK - RELATED ACCIDENT. HIS DISASTER RECOVERY PLAN WAS TO REINCARNATE INTO HIS OWN CLONE.

YOU ARE HIS CLONE, BUT YOUR DNA GOT MIXED UP WITH A SNICKERS BAR.

YOU ARE DOOMED TO WALK THE EARTH AS HALF MAN, HALF SNACK.

RRRRR PHEW! IT IS LUCKY 1 STUDIED GUIDED REINCARNATION AND ADVANCED SHAPE - SHIFTING AT THE INDIAN INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "DNA Disaster"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Asok, who has died in a work-related accident. His disaster recovery plan was to reincarnate into his own clone. However, upon waking up, he finds that his DNA has been mixed up with a Snickers bar, leading to a series of humorous and unexpected consequences.

Key Points:

  • Asok's plan to reincarnate into his own clone fails due to a DNA mix-up with a Snickers bar.
  • As a result, he is doomed to walk the earth as half man, half snack.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of disaster recovery plans and the unpredictability of technology.

Overall:

The comic strip uses humor to highlight the absurdity of relying solely on technology to solve problems. It also touches on the theme of identity and what it means to be human.

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