Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th December 2007

Dilbert//6813, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 10th December 2007

Tags

death reincarnation snicker part half man half snack studied guided reincarnation shape shifting indian institute technology medical

Official transcript

"Asok died in a work-related accident. His disaster recovery plan was to reincarnate into his own clone."

"You are his clone, but your DNA got mixed up with a snickers bar. You are doomed to walk the earth as half man, half snack."

"Rrrrr"

"Phew! It is lucky I studied guided reincarnation and advanced shape-shifting at the Indian Institute of Technology."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK DIED IN A WORK - RELATED ACCIDENT. HIS DISASTER RECOVERY PLAN WAS TO REINCARNATE INTO HIS OWN CLONE.

YOU ARE HIS CLONE, BUT YOUR DNA GOT MIXED UP WITH A SNICKERS BAR.

YOU ARE DOOMED TO WALK THE EARTH AS HALF MAN, HALF SNACK.

RRRRR PHEW! IT IS LUCKY 1 STUDIED GUIDED REINCARNATION AND ADVANCED SHAPE - SHIFTING AT THE INDIAN INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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