Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th December 2007

Dilbert//6814, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 11th December 2007

Tags

dead for week managed reincarnation own clone shapeshifting skills snicker bar cable guy waited at house equivalent

Official transcript

"I was dead for a week, but I managed to reincarnate into my own clone and use my shapeshifting skills to look less like a snickers bar."

"I once waited four hours for a cable tv guy to show up at my house."

"Those stories are no equivalent."

"It's subjective."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WAS DEAD FOR A WEEK, BUT I MANAGED TO REINCARNATE INTO MY OWN CLONE AND USE MY SHAPESHIFTING SKILLS TO LOOK LESS LIKE A SNICKERS BAR I ONCE WAITED FOUR HOURS FOR A CABLE TV GUY TO SHOW UP AT MY HOUSE.

THOSE STORIES ARE NOT EQUIVALENT.

IT'S SUBJECTIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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