Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th December 2007

Dilbert//6814, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 11th December 2007

Tags

dead for week managed reincarnation own clone shapeshifting skills snicker bar cable guy waited at house equivalent

Official transcript

"I was dead for a week, but I managed to reincarnate into my own clone and use my shapeshifting skills to look less like a snickers bar."

"I once waited four hours for a cable tv guy to show up at my house."

"Those stories are no equivalent."

"It's subjective."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WAS DEAD FOR A WEEK, BUT I MANAGED TO REINCARNATE INTO MY OWN CLONE AND USE MY SHAPESHIFTING SKILLS TO LOOK LESS LIKE A SNICKERS BAR I ONCE WAITED FOUR HOURS FOR A CABLE TV GUY TO SHOW UP AT MY HOUSE.

THOSE STORIES ARE NOT EQUIVALENT.

IT'S SUBJECTIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Shapeshifting Skills"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and humorous observations on office life. In this strip, Dilbert is feeling unwell and decides to use his shapeshifting skills to look like a Snickers bar. However, his attempt is unsuccessful, and he ends up looking like a cable TV guy instead.

The strip is a lighthearted commentary on the challenges of trying to change one's appearance and the absurdity of modern life. It showcases Dilbert's signature deadpan humor and clever wordplay, making it a relatable and entertaining read for fans of the comic strip.

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