Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th December 2007

Dilbert//6815, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 12th December 2007

Tags

coffe pot coffee stand offcie yell order coffee quality of life taste better

Official transcript

"Don't you dare take another cup of coffee."

"The more you drink, the more often I have to order coffee. You are destroying my quality of life!"

"Gaaa!!!"

"If this doesn't make the coffee taste better, I don't know what will."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T YOU DARE TAKE ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE.

THE MORE YOU DRINK, THE MORE OFTEN I HAVE TO ORDER COFFEE.

YOU ARE DESTROYING MY QUALITY OF LIFE!

EGAAA!!!

IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE THE COFFEE TASTE BETTER I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Coffee Addiction"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a man's obsession with coffee. The scene unfolds in three panels:

• Panel 1: A coworker approaches him, saying, "Don't you dare take another cup of coffee."
• Panel 2: The man responds, "The more you drink, the more often I have to order coffee. You are destroying my quality of life!"
• Panel 3: He then exclaims, "If this doesn't make the coffee taste better, I don't know what will."

This humorous exchange highlights the man's coffee addiction and his willingness to go to great lengths to satisfy his craving.

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