Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th December 2007

Dilbert//6815, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 12th December 2007

Tags

coffe pot coffee stand offcie yell order coffee quality of life taste better

Official transcript

"Don't you dare take another cup of coffee."

"The more you drink, the more often I have to order coffee. You are destroying my quality of life!"

"Gaaa!!!"

"If this doesn't make the coffee taste better, I don't know what will."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T YOU DARE TAKE ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE.

THE MORE YOU DRINK, THE MORE OFTEN I HAVE TO ORDER COFFEE.

YOU ARE DESTROYING MY QUALITY OF LIFE!

EGAAA!!!

IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE THE COFFEE TASTE BETTER I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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