Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st December 2007

Dilbert//6824, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 21st December 2007

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staff meeting take an hour skip meeting agree to die earlier deadness haunt boss agreement

Official transcript

"your staff meeting will take an hour of my life that I will never get back."

"If you let me skip the meeting, I will agree, to die an hour earlier to make up the difference."

"He agreed?"

"Yes, and I'm going to use that extra hour of deadness to haunt hum."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR STAFF MEETING WILL TAKE AN HOUR OF MY LIFE THAT I WILL NEVER GET BACK.

IF YOU LET ME SKIP THE MEETING, I WILL AGREE TO DIE AN HOUR EARLIER TO MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE.

HE AGREED?

YES, AND IM GOING TO USE THAT EXTRA HOUR OF DEADNESS TO HAUNT HIM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Death by Meeting"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, engaging in a conversation with his boss. Dilbert expresses his reluctance to attend a meeting, stating that it will take an hour of his life that he will never get back. The boss responds by offering a compromise: if Dilbert skips the meeting, he will agree to die an hour earlier to make up the difference. Dilbert agrees to this proposal and suggests using the extra hour of deadness to haunt his boss. The comic strip humorously highlights the monotony and frustration associated with lengthy meetings.

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