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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st December 2007

Dilbert//6824, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 21st December 2007


Tags

staff meeting take an hour skip meeting agree to die earlier deadness haunt boss agreement


Official transcript

"your staff meeting will take an hour of my life that I will never get back."

"If you let me skip the meeting, I will agree, to die an hour earlier to make up the difference."

"He agreed?"

"Yes, and I'm going to use that extra hour of deadness to haunt hum."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR STAFF MEETING WILL TAKE AN HOUR OF MY LIFE THAT I WILL NEVER GET BACK.

IF YOU LET ME SKIP THE MEETING, I WILL AGREE TO DIE AN HOUR EARLIER TO MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE.

HE AGREED?

YES, AND IM GOING TO USE THAT EXTRA HOUR OF DEADNESS TO HAUNT HIM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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