Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd December 2007

Dilbert//6825, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 22nd December 2007

Tags

enhance strategy next adjacency no way to verify

Official transcript

"What have you done lately to enhance our strategy into the next adjacency?"

"I don't know what that means, so I'm going to say 'everything.'"

"He's lucky there's no way to verify that claim."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LATELY TO ENHANCE OUR STRATEGY INTO THE NEXT ADJACENCY?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, SO I'M GOING TO SAY, "EVERYTHING." HE'S LUCKY THERE'S NO WAY TO VERIFY THAT CLAIM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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