Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd December 2007

Dilbert//6825, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 22nd December 2007

Tags

enhance strategy next adjacency no way to verify

Official transcript

"What have you done lately to enhance our strategy into the next adjacency?"

"I don't know what that means, so I'm going to say 'everything.'"

"He's lucky there's no way to verify that claim."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LATELY TO ENHANCE OUR STRATEGY INTO THE NEXT ADJACENCY?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, SO I'M GOING TO SAY, "EVERYTHING." HE'S LUCKY THERE'S NO WAY TO VERIFY THAT CLAIM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Art of Saying Nothing"

Summary:

This comic strip from the 'Dilbert' series depicts a conversation between a manager and an employee. The manager asks the employee what they have done lately to enhance their strategy into the next adjacency, to which the employee responds with a seemingly unrelated statement about being lucky there's no way to verify the claim. The manager appears satisfied with this response, indicating that they are not interested in actual progress or results, but rather in making empty statements that sound impressive. The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate jargon and the tendency for managers to prioritize appearances over substance.

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