Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd December 2007

Dilbert//6826, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 23rd December 2007

Tags

management retreat golfing swimming drinking getting massages count printer papaer meaningless work assigned dead body sports

Official transcript

"I'm off to the management retreat."

"I won't be reachable because I'll be busy golfing, swimming, drinking, and getting massages."

"And attending meetings?"

"I don't see how we'll have any time for that."

"While I'm gone, I have a few tasks for you to do."

"Open all the packages of printer paper and make sure they have the right number of sheets."

"Then crawl into the heating ducts and see if you can find what died in there."

"It's my last boss."

"Spray him with something lemony."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM OFF TO THE MANAGEMENT RETREAT.

I WON'T BE REACHABLE BECAUSE I'LL BE BUSY GOLFING, SWIMMING, DRINKING, AND GETTING MASSAGES.

AND ATTENDING MEETINGS?

I DON'T SEE HOW WELL HAVE ANY TIME FOR THAT.

WHILE I'M GONE, I HAVE A FEW TASKS FOR YOU TO DO.

OPEN ALL THE PACKAGES OF PRINTER PAPER AND MAKE SURE THEY HAVE THE RIGHT NUMBER OF SHEETS.

THEN CRAWL INTO THE HEATING DUCTS AND SEE IF YOU CAN FIND WHAT DIED IN THERE.

IT'S LAST BOSS.

SPRAY HIM WITH SOMETHING LEMONY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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