Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st January 2008

Dilbert//6855, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 21st January 2008

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functioned as incubator innovations contributions incubating brains

Official transcript

"this week I functioned as an incubator of innovations for contributions to the value chain."

"To the observer, it looks as if I am doing nothing, but on the inside, I am incubating my brains out."

"It doesn't count unless it hurts."

"It hurts plenty."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS WEEK I FUNCTIONED AS AN INCUBATOR OF INNOVATIONS FOR CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE VALUE CHAIN.

TO THE OBSERVER, IT LOOKS AS IF I AM DOING NOTHING, BUT ON THE INSIDE, I AM INCUBATING MY BRAINS OUT.

IT DOESN T COUNT UNLESS IT HURTS IT HURTS PLENTY.

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