Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th January 2008

Dilbert//6862, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 28th January 2008

Tags

decison needs of decsion hour badger spiteful boss

Official transcript

"I need a decision, but it involves more than one variable and I know you can't handle that."

"I'll give you an hour to dither before I badger you into making the correct decision."

"I'm going to dither for two hours just to show her who is in charge."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED A DECISION, BUT IT INVOLVES MORE THAN ONE VARIABLE, AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT.

I'LL GIVE YOU AN HOUR TO DITHER BEFORE I BADGER YOU INTO MAKING THE CORRECT DECISION.

I'M GOING TO DITHER FOR TWO HOURS JUST TO SHOW HER WHO IS IN CHARGE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dithering Decision"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a woman who needs to make a decision but is unable to handle it.
• She asks her assistant to give her an hour to "dither" before making the correct decision.
• The assistant agrees but warns her that he will only show her who is in charge after two hours of dithering.
• The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of making decisions and the importance of effective communication in the workplace.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.