Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th January 2008

Dilbert//6863, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 29th January 2008

Tags

intern ideas reject listen putrid ideas warnings time management pretend to care

Official transcript

I'll tell you my idea if you promise not to reject it before thinking about it. I already rejected it because only putrid ideas come with warnings."

"My time management is getting better."

"I can't pretend to care."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'LL TELL YOU MY IDEA IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO REJECT IT BEFORE THINKING ABOUT IT.

I ALREADY REJECTED IT BECAUSE ONLY PUTRID IDEAS COME WITH WARNINGS.

MY TIME MANAGEMENT IS GETTING BETTER.

I CAN'T PRETEND TO CARE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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