Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st January 2008

Dilbert//6865, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 31st January 2008

Tags

dog financial planner troglodyte advice soften up meeting insult yell scream put down animals business

Official transcript

Dogbert the financial planner "Investing is far too complicated for your tiny brain."

"You are a financial troglodytle!!!"

"Do I get some advice now?"

"No, our first meeting is just to soften you up."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE FINANCIAL PLANNER INVESTING IS FAR TOO COMPLICATED FOR YOUR TINY BRAIN.

YOU ARE A FINANCIAL TROGLODYTE!!!

DO I GET SOME ADVICE NOW?

NO, OUR FIRST MEETING IS JUST TO SOFTEN YOU UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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