Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th January 2008

Dilbert//6864, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 30th January 2008

Tags

financial planner health care squalor diversified portfolio bacon secrets planning dog advice

Official transcript

Dogbert the financial planner "With advances in health care, you could live to be 200."

"If you have a good financial plan, only the last 120 years will be spent in squalor."

"I recommend a diversified portfolio. And bacon."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE FINANCIAL PLANNER WITH ADVANCES IN HEALTH CARE, YOU COULD LIVE TO BE 200.

IF YOU HAVE A GOOD FINANCIAL PLAN, ONLY THE LAST 120 YEARS WILL BE SPENT IN SQUALOR.

I RECOMMEND A DIVERSIFIED PORTFOLIO.

AND BACON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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