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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th February 2008

Dilbert//6869, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 4th February 2008


Tags

travel expenses meal costs liar or worse round numbers finance troll papers office computer desk technology


Official transcript

Your travel expenses are rejected because all of your meal costs are round numbers. "Either you are a liar or worse."

"I decide what to order based on what totals to a round number after a 15% tip."

"That's worse."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR TRAVEL EXPENSES ARE REJECTED BECAUSE ALL OF YOUR MEAL COSTS ARE ROUND NUMBERS.

EITHER YOU ARE A LIAR, OR WORSE.

I DECIDE WHAT TO ORDER BASED ON WHAT TOTALS TO A ROUND NUMBER AFTER A 15% TIP.

THAT'S WORSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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