Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th February 2008

Dilbert//6870, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 5th February 2008

Tags

identify systems inefficient new standards passive aggressive freelancer

Official transcript

That thing is called a 'boss.' "His job is to identify systems that are inefficient and make them our new standards."

"I do way more than that."

"Don't look directly at it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THAT THING IS CALLED A "BOSS." HIS JOB IS TO IDENTIFY SYSTEMS THAT ARE INEFFICIENT AND MAKE THEM OUR NEW STANDARDS.

I DO WAY MORE THAN THAT.

DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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