Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th February 2008

Dilbert//6871, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 6th February 2008

Tags

monkey trainer freelancer career choices banana cubicle

Official transcript

"Is this 'take your daughter to work day' again?"

"No, I'm a free-lancer."

"I've narrowed my career choices to prison guard or monkey trainer."

"I don't see how coming here will help."

"I'll give you a banana if you show me your cubicles."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS THIS "TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY" AGAIN?

NO, IM A FREELANCER.

I'VE NARROWED MY CAREER CHOICES TO PRISON GUARD OR MONKEY TRAINER.

I DON T SEE HOW COMING HERE WILL HELP.

I'LL GIVE YOU A BANANA IF YOU SHOW ME YOUR CUBICLES

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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