Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th February 2008

Dilbert//6873, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 8th February 2008

Tags

five year plan five minutes office room conference room

Official transcript

"My new five-year plan looks like this."

Plan "How can you have a five-year plan when you don't know what will happen in five minutes?"

"We have this room now."

"Bad timing, Shoo! Shoo!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY NEW FIVE- YEAR PLAN LOOKS LIKE THIS.

PLAN HOW CAN YOU HAVE A FIVE-YEAR PLAN WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN FIVE MINUTES?

WE HAVE THIS ROOM NOW.

BAD TIMING.

SHOO!

SHOO!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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