Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th February 2008

Dilbert//6874, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 9th February 2008

Tags

competition mocking salvage joy work five year plan

Official transcript

"Our competitors just made new five-year plan moot."

"While we were strategizing, they were doing something I believe they call 'work.'"

"On the plus side, I managed to salvage some joy by mocking you."

"Whatever you're doing stop it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR COMPETITORS JUST MADE OUR NEW FIVE-YEAR PLAN MOOT.

WHILE WE WERE STRATEGIZING, THEY WERE DOING SOMETHING I BELIEVE THEY CALL "WORK." ON THE PLUS SIDE, I MANAGED TO SALVAGE SOME JOY BY MOCKING YOU WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING, STOP IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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