Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th February 2008

Dilbert//6879, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 14th February 2008

Tags

hurl software phase one server unplug server virtualization project team of monkeys

Official transcript

"There's no need to worry about the server virtualization project."

"In phase one a team of blind monkeys will unplug unnecessary servers."

"In phase two, the monkeys will hurl software at whatever is left. Voila!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE'S NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THE SERVER VIRTUALI- ZATION PROJECT.

IN PHASE ONE, A TEAM OF BLIND MONKEYS WILL UNPLUG UNNECESSARY SERVERS.

IN PHASE TWO, THE MONKEYS WILL HURL SOFTWARE AT WHATEVER IS LEFT.

VOIL!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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