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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th February 2008

Dilbert//6880, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 15th February 2008


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server project virtualization rates online trouble ticket scam inside job


Official transcript

"The server virtualization project is done, and there are no trouble tickets."

"My rates might seem steep, but remember, there are no trouble tickets."

"Our online trouble ticket system is broken."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE SERVER VIRTUALIZATION PROJECT IS DONE, AND THERE ARE NO TROUBLE TICKETS.

MY RATES MIGHT SEEM STEEP, BUT REMEMBER, THERE ARE NO TROUBLE TICKETS.

OUR ONLINE TROUBLE TICKET SYSTEM IS BROKEN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Trouble Tickets"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, seated at a desk in a cubicle. He is engaged in a conversation with a woman, who is also seated at a desk. The conversation revolves around the server virtualization project, which is complete, but there are no trouble tickets.

Key Points:

  • The server virtualization project is finished.
  • There are no trouble tickets.
  • Dilbert's rates may seem steep, but there are no trouble tickets.
  • The online trouble ticket system is broken.

Humor:

The humor in the comic strip lies in the irony of the situation. Despite the project being complete, there are no trouble tickets, implying that everything is working perfectly. However, the online trouble ticket system is broken, which is a common problem in many organizations. The punchline is that Dilbert's rates may seem steep, but there are no trouble tickets, which is a clever play on words.

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