Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th February 2008

Dilbert//6881, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 16th February 2008

Tags

ambulance chaser cometition rumor salvage assets talented coworker new guy

Official transcript

I heard a rumor that you're highly talented. "That means you'll leave this company any minute. I came to salvage whatever assets you leave behind."

"Is he the talented guy?"

"Back off! I'm already chasing this ambulance."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD A RUMOR THAT YOU'RE HIGHLY TALENTED.

THAT MEANS YOULL LEAVE THIS COMPANY ANY MINUTE. I CAME TO SALVAGE WHATEVER ASSETS YOU LEAVE BEHIND.

IS HE THE TALENTED GUY?

BACK OFF!

I'M ALREADY CHASING THIS AMBULANCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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